So, ok, my first attempt at a sculpture/toy worked better in my head. I need to make the pockets deeper and a little more enclosed to trap the connect-y/hinge bits. The feet need to extend both directions instead of just forward (does not balance well standing up). I need to add some little nubs to all 9 pivot points, so they aren’t quite so floppy.
It would also help if I assembled it correctly, and didn’t glue-trap one of the leg-connector hinge bits in place backwards.
Here is another shot of it, this time in Sexy Beach mode.