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A friend posted something like this on their FB feed. So, I made one and am shipping it to him to surprise his wife with (she’s a big Groot fan with a bit of dark sense of humor).

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As it turns out, there are a handful of free “Guardians” fonts out there, if you hunt a bit.

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